Savannah for Morons Trolley Tour

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Hop aboard our air-conditioned trolley for a witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends. Savannah for Morons Trolley Tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Dannie and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present, from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War and from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench.

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Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.

  • Reservations required*
  • A comedy trolley tour – 90 minutes in length
  • One rest stop and beverage break**
  • Tour is rated PG-13; guests must be 13 and up
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*Reservations required. Reservation based tickets are non-refundable. You may reschedule up to 24 hours in advance of tour time. This tour is rated PG-13. No guests under 13 allowed.
**Must be 21 years of age and up to consume alcoholic beverages.